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- Keeps your eyes just as safe as your virginity
- Puts the "Ass" in Sunglasses
- Diverts attention from your tiny genitals
- Comes with hard carrying case (a condom for your condoms)
Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Are these glasses UV protected?
Answer: Absolutely! Our 'Brokinis Eye Condoms' are guaranteed to protect you from the sun, and your parents' disapproval.
As Seen On
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Material Information
UVA/UVB protective anti-impact PC lenses
What Moms Are Saying
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★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"
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★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"
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