- Keeps your eyes just as safe as your virginity
- These put the "Ass" in Sunglasses
- Diverts attention from your tiny genitals
Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Are these glasses UV protected?
Answer: Absolutely! Our 'Brokinis Eye Condoms' are guaranteed to protect you from the sun, and your parents' disapproval.
As Seen On
Material Information
UVA/UVB protective anti-impact PC lenses
UV protection, waterproof, TAC polarized
Tri Acetate Cellulose (TAC) polarized lenses feature a new lens technology formulated for superior visual and polarization clarity. They have a scratch coating and block 100% harmful UV rays up to 400 nanometers. These lenses are very lightweight and highly impact resistant.
What Moms Are Saying
Taylor's Mom
★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"
Chad's Mom
★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"
