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- Shoulder sling draws attention to your dong
- Makes even small weenies look schmedium
- Perfect for fun in the sun and getting a weirdass tanline
Live the American Wet Dream
The wait is over… now you can disappoint your parents AND your country while exercising your right to bare thighs in this stylish 1-shoulder bathing suit for men.
New and improved Brokini fabric is so soft and stretchy it's been legally classified as a Weapon of Mass Seduction.
With the Red, White, and Bro Brokini you’ll be spreading freedom AND legs all around the world... even your own Uncle Sam will WANT YOU.
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Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: Should I stuff my brokini?
Answer: YES
Question: Are Brokinis good for the environment?
Answer: Yes, they will make everyone around you more happy.
Question: Can girls wear Brokinis?
Answer: It's 2022, I don't see why not, please buy 5
As Seen On
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Material Information
Brokinis were designed with high end athletes in mind. Due to its tightweave™ and lightmetahex™ stitching, it is guaranteed to add 6 seconds to your PB or have no effect on your performance whatsoever.
OUTER: 85% POLYESTER, 15% SPANDEX
LINING: 100% POLYESTER
Made in China
Machine wash in cold water and hang dry - don't worry, it won't shrink like you do.
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What Moms Are Saying
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★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"
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★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"
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