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Brokini Eye Condoms

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$19.69
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$19.69
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$49.99
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  • Keeps your eyes just as safe as your virginity
  • Puts the "Ass" in Sunglasses
  • Diverts attention from your tiny genitals
  • Comes with hard carrying case (a condom for your condoms)

Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents


Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Are these glasses UV protected?
Answer: Absolutely! Our 'Brokinis Eye Condoms' are guaranteed to protect you from the sun, and your parents' disapproval.

 




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Material Information

UVA/UVB protective anti-impact PC lenses


What Moms Are Saying

Taylor's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"

Chad's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"

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