• The Fineapple Brokini
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The Fineapple Brokini

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$44.99
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐(5 Stars)

The perfect swimwear to make your parents question where they went wrong.

  • Premium materials and stitching
  • Shoulder sling draws attention to your dong
  • Makes even small weenies look schmedium


Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Should I stuff my brokini?
Answer: YES

Question: How long will my Brokini last?
Answer: Hopefully not very long we want you to buy more. We $%#&'ed up and used high quality materials though.

Question: Are Brokinis good for the environment?
Answer: Yes, they will make everyone around you more happy.

Question: Can girls wear Brokinis? 
Answer: It's 2020, I don't see why not, please buy 5


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Material Information

Brokinis were designed with high end athletes in mind. Due to its tightweave™ and lightmetahex™ stitching, it is guaranteed to add 6 seconds to your PB or have no effect on your performance whatsoever.

OUTER: 85% POLYESTER, 15% SPANDEX

LINING: 100% POLYESTER
Made in South Korea

Machine wash in cold water and hang dry - don't worry, it won't shrink like you do.

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Product Reviews

Matt C.

★★★★★Reviewed on September 18th, 2020
""Brews going down too easily and Brokinis feel great. Surpassed my expectations greatly."

Taylor's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"

Chad's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"

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