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  • Red, White, and Bro Brokini
  • Red, White, and Bro Brokini
  • Red, White, and Bro Brokini
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  • Red, White, and Bro Brokini
  • Red, White, and Bro Brokini
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Red, White, and Bro Brokini

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$29.69
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$29.69
Regular price
$49.99
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  • Shoulder sling draws attention to your dong
  • Makes even small weenies look schmedium
  • Perfect for fun in the sun and getting a weirdass tanline

Live the American Wet Dream

The wait is over… now you can disappoint your parents AND your country while exercising your right to bare thighs in this stylish 1-shoulder bathing suit for men.

New and improved Brokini fabric is so soft and stretchy it's been legally classified as a Weapon of Mass Seduction.

With the Red, White, and Bro Brokini you’ll be spreading freedom AND legs all around the world... even your own Uncle Sam will WANT YOU.



Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents


Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Should I stuff my brokini?
Answer: YES

Question: Are Brokinis good for the environment?
Answer: Yes, they will make everyone around you more happy.

Question: Can girls wear Brokinis? 
Answer: It's 2022, I don't see why not, please buy 5




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Material Information

Brokinis were designed with high end athletes in mind. Due to its tightweave™ and lightmetahex™ stitching, it is guaranteed to add 6 seconds to your PB or have no effect on your performance whatsoever.

OUTER: 85% POLYESTER, 15% SPANDEX

LINING: 100% POLYESTER
Made in China

Machine wash in cold water and hang dry - don't worry, it won't shrink like you do.

What Moms Are Saying

Taylor's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Taylor I wish you would stop wearing stuff like that. It's so weird"

Chad's Mom

★★★★★Reviewed on August 15th, 2020
"Chad please remember to call your Grandma on her birthday next week"

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