- Using a patented triangulation formula our nipple scientists discovered the perfect placement for our nipple windows. We certify that if your nipples dont fit in our nipple window you might have some weird ass nipples.
Fits Nipples of All Shapes and Sizes:
Small nipples, big nipples, toonie nipples, pepperoni nipples, star nipples, wide-set nipples, cinnamon roll nipples, third nipples.
Breastfeeding?
Perfect for pregnant women looking to breastfeed or for men who want to pretend they're breastfeeding.
Enjoy Running?
Never chafe again. Our scientifically unproven reports suggest that the velcro shirt pockets provide just the right amount of breeze, keeping your nipples cool and reminding them that life is worth living.
What's it Made of Anyways?
98% COTTON
2% SPANDEX
69% LOVE
4.20% AREOLAS
Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents
